Showing posts with label Comics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comics. Show all posts

Sunday, 17 May 2015

HAUNT OF DOOM


TOMTIT love horror comics more than mere words can express, so don't expect any unnecessary verbiage on our new ALL HORROR COMIC blog, HAUNT OF DOOM. Visit once a week for covers and diabolical stories and artwork. Yes. it is exciting, especially as we are pretentious and puffed up with our own importance to the extent that we can now legitimately claim to be 'curating an archive'.  

Thursday, 9 April 2015

DAREDEVIL, BENT METAL








This is what we love about Marvel in the seventies: Daredevil can meet Uri Geller and, after he insults him, they can team up to fight a villain called Mind Wave together. Simple.  

Wednesday, 18 February 2015

APE TREK


Yes, so this is a real thing, an actual genuine, no bullshit thing. It exists, it's out there, it's available, you can get it. And it's great. Up until this moment, we had no idea that this was what we had been waiting our whole lives for, which would clearly be a bit pathetic if this wasn't so amazingly and undeniably AWESOME. 

Tuesday, 9 December 2014

A CORPSE FOR GIRLS




Another successful seance led us into further discussions with our astral newsagent and tobacconist, P. Parsons. We asked him which items he was selling during the festive shit, and he told us that this annual for young girls was proving very popular.




He then sent us some 10p lucky bags that were crammed full of real cigarettes, lighters, air-bomb repeaters and asbestos.

Saturday, 22 November 2014

SUPERHUMANS




That there is a new comic about a 1970's gorilla biker gang is pretty astounding in itself, but the fact that it is (so far) superb and has a variant cover that pays tribute to 'Psychomania' colours us pink and purple. 

Thursday, 23 October 2014

THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE KILLRAVEN

 





Unmann-Wittering used to read Killraven as a kid. He liked it, but never really understood the story, or the characters, or the dialogue, or what any of it meant. 

Nearly forty years later, confident that the intervening years had brought increased wisdom, perception and greater understanding, U-W had another try, with exactly the same results: total and utter incomprehension. 

Which is brilliant.

Wednesday, 2 July 2014

COMMON PROBLEMS IN THE KIRKPLACE


Honestly, Captain James Tiberius Kirk is an absolute fucking liability...what's Scotty ever done apart from his best? 

Friday, 23 May 2014

FLASH OF RECOGNITION




'Starblazer' never really got the credit it deserved for its innovative artwork. Here it completely updates the 1980 Flash Gordon film poster by merely adding a beret and a couple of spooky looking skulls, thereby making it at least 26,000 times better.






What's the difference between an android and a cyborg? An android is a robot who looks like a man; a cyborg is a man with mechanical parts who, clearly, needs chasing by a 'one many army'. 13p well spent.

Sunday, 13 April 2014

FEAR FAIL



'The Chiller Pocket Book' is actually far too big to pop into a pocket, which is fundamental stuff, fundamentally fudged.

Tuesday, 18 February 2014

BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT




It’s no coincidence that an anagram of comics is ‘cosmic’. Actually, it is a coincidence, but factual accuracy isn’t important here. Marvel comics always wrung every possible nuance they could out of astral planes, other dimensions, bizarre dream worlds and parallel universes, especially when the psychedelic era dawned and people started contemplating the infinite and saying ‘wow’ a lot. Indeed, in the Marvel universe, the Age of Aquarius kept dawning up until around 1980, and that's pretty far out. 

Here, in a comic from 1977, Dracula meets Doctor Stephen Strange (along with The Silver Surfer, THE psychedelic hero of the era) in an explosion of mind expanding light, which, luckily, is arresting enough that the reader doesn’t immediately notice that, apart from slightly different costumes and a rather small horse, the adversaries look more or less identical. A moustache will do that for you.

Wednesday, 5 February 2014

THE FUTURE IS CHANGING



A rare advert for the controversial reboot issue of D.C Thompson's long running sci fi comic 'Starblazer'. Hastily withdrawn after a heated board meeting, a single batch went out by mistake to half a dozen Leicestershire newsagents, all of which later burned down in mysterious circumstances.  

Monday, 3 February 2014

PEOPLE CRINGED


'In a world predating history as we know it, 
the people cringed under an evil rule. 
Black clad warlocks enslaved anybody useful to them, 
and spilled the blood of those that were not'.  

That's the back cover blurb for a remarkably contemporary sounding tale from a 1987 edition of 'Star Blazer' .

Essentially a sci fi companion to publisher D.C Thompson's much more successful 'Commando'* imprint, 'Star Blazer' suffered from poor distribution and the fluctuating fortunes of the fantasy market, but still managed to run from 1984 to 1991, racking up 281 easy-and-cheap-to-find-on-ebay editions.  

* The indomitable 'Commando' started publication in 1961, and is still going strong - with over 4,500 issues to date.  

Thursday, 23 January 2014

COMMON PROBLEMS IN THE KIRKPLACE


No, of course not, you just sit your chubby arse down and let us get on with it, Captain. I'll see if I can spare one of our useful crew members for a second to make you a nice milky drink. Perhaps you can continue with your memoirs, I believe you were just about to start the chapter about how you single handedly overcame all the difficulties in crossing through space that has not changed since the dawn of time.  

Monday, 20 January 2014

KA-BOOM!


We believe that long suppressed apocalyptic neurosis is the reason the US government are still so aggressively paranoid about everything, i.e. having unleashed the atomic genie seventy years ago, they are still psychologically scarred by the idea that someone might turn it on them. We understand entirely, but they need to get over it - talk it over with a good psychiatrist, perhaps - maybe take up golf.



There's that obsession with strength again. These comics are over fifty years old, but the message is like a sound bite from today's news. No country wants to be weak, of course, but, just like a Friday night, if you go out expecting trouble, you usually get into a fight - and the consequences can be unpleasant.


They call this era of US comics THE GOLDEN AGE, by the way, but pretty much everything is overshadowed by war (the last one; the current one; the next one) and the horrors of science. Bit like TOMTIT loving the seventies and forgetting about immersion heaters, strikes and the IRA, of course.
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In 1967, country music renegade Johnny Paycheck recorded ‘The Cave’, a strange, time shifting paean to the end of the world. It’s one of a number of unsettling songs that Paycheck released on the Little Darlin’ label, including ‘(Pardon Me) I’ve Got Someone To Kill’, ‘(Like Me) You’ll Recover In Time’ (sung from the perspective of a jilted husband - in an asylum), ‘Don’t Monkey With Another Monkey’s Monkey’ and ‘If I’m Gonna Sink (I Might As Well As Go To The Bottom)’. 

For us, the best Country music is a perfect blend of the searingly honest and the completely contrived. Paycheck walked that line, his mannered delivery and sensational subject matter counter-balanced by his apparent sincerity and real life behaviour (drugs, drink, forgery, rape, shooting people), which established his credentials as a man permanently on the edge of a brawl or a breakdown. There was nothing fake about Johnny, except his name (his real name was Donald Lytle). He died in 2003, much older than his 64 years.

Monday, 30 December 2013

UNKNOWN, UNSUNG, UNHINGED



THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER is a favourite comic character of ours, especially in the way that his adventures encompass both war and horror, with a little bit of pseudoscience thrown in. We never learn The Unknown Soldiers name, we never see what he originally looks like, we are only ever party to the tattered, featureless physiognomy hard earned in war. 

His origin is fairly straightforward: while fighting in the Pacific with his brother, a grenade landed in their foxhole. His brother smothered the blast and was killed; the Unknown Soldier survived, but had his face torn from his head. Just before his death, his brother had talked about how ‘one guy, in the right place at the right time’ could alter the tide of war. After recovering, The Unknown Soldier volunteers to be that ‘one guy’, and the US Army accept his offer, sending him on perilous, vitally important missions where his survival is doubtful, but his potential impact enormous. 




With no face of his own anymore, The Unknown Soldier is a master of disguise, able to wear a variety of high-tech masks to aid his undercover work. His ravaged features, normally covered with bandages, bother him under the latex, so he is forever scratching a persistent itch, so, even wearing somebody else’s face, he is constantly reminded of the terrible state of his own, a constant physical discomfort to add to the mental stress of his high pressure do or die missions. 





But The Unknown Soldier prevails: he wins; he survives; he overcomes. He blows up the weird prototype weapons, he assassinates the enemy General, he saves the civilians, he rescues the hostages. He kills hundreds of people, perhaps thousands. There are no medals for The Unknown Soldier, however, no parades. He doesn’t exist, so how can there be? 




A thread of awful melancholy runs through the stories, especially as it's clear that The Unknown Soldier doesn’t care if he lives or dies, but, while he is around, he just wants to keep hitting the enemy as hard as he can. The stories sometimes fall foul of the American tendency to overplay their involvement in parts of the war (inventing invasions of Britain so that The Unknown Soldier can save us, for instance), but then these are American comics, for American audiences, so that can be forgiven. They are also fantasies, dark, strange fantasies of a clandestine war fought by seemingly indestructible men with no purpose other than to fight, to kill: what else can they do with faces like that? 




In the final issue of the original story arc, The Unknown Soldier discovers that the Nazis have developed a vampire octopus codenamed Nosferatu that they intend to unleash upon the allied forces approaching Berlin*. He impersonates Hitler to countermand the order, then meets the Fuhrer face to face. They fight, and our hero shoots Hitler in the head and kills him. The Unknown Soldier then arranges it to look like suicide, thereby ending the War in Europe. 




On the way home, he saves a little girl’s life by throwing himself on a grenade, just as his brother had done four years previously, and dies. Or does he? Well, no, as he crops up again and again in the DC Universe in years to come, although never explicitly so. 

The character has latterly been ‘reimagined’ as an immortal being, an eternal warrior, and, most recently, as a battle scarred Ugandan freedom fighter. The Unknown Soldier we knew and loved and felt sorry for is no longer that ‘one guy’, merely one aspect of a universal concept.

* This is only marginally weirder than some of the Nazi's actual last ditch schemes to stave off defeat. 

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

COMMON PROBLEMS IN THE KIRKPLACE



If you have a boss who doesn't know the first thing about astronomy or physics and instead spends all their time copping off with aliens and robots and junior members of staff, which is really unprofessional, actually, but he gets away with it every time, and all the ideas he presents as his in meetings came from you, and you do all the work for half the pay and none of the credit and don't have time to cop off with anyone and you even had to buy your own coffee at your one to one and all the wiggy bastard said was that you were 'doing okay, really' before moaning about how lonely it was at the top and pushing a load more of his shit onto your desk and then swanning off thinking he's great but without realising that his top is far too tight and lots of people think he's a fat twat - then this is for you.     

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

A STRANGE, ENCHANTED BOY


Seems like the perfect time for recriminations if you ask us. 

In the next few frames, the plane crashes, and the baby is lost. He is saved by pseudo Greek Gods with elemental responsibilities* and then returned to his grieving parents fully charged with mastery of the elements as the amazing all new NATURE BOY! 




Oh, and he bloody hates crime!

* King Neptune (sea), King Gusto (wind), King Fura (fire), Queen Eartha (earth), Queen Allura (love), Queen Azura (sky), King Electra (electricity), King Friga (cold). Quite a complicated set up. It's like 'Game Of Thrones' on some sort of stimulant.

Monday, 14 October 2013

WE WILL BUY YOUR DREAMS!


'The Strange World Of Your Dreams' only ran for four issues, but what issues they were.

 

'It's a bizarre outlandish world 
which we share with the night!' 

Twenty five dollars was a pretty sweet deal in 1952. The only problem was that Richard Temple would then own the rights to the dream you had sold him - so, if you had it again, he'd take you to court. 




Unmann-Wittering once read a book called 'Your Dreams Explained'. Apparently, it was all something to do with strong cheese. 

Saturday, 7 September 2013

Thursday, 8 August 2013

CREDO



If TOMTIT believed in anything anymore we would believe in this. If we had a crest this would be on it in Latin. If we had tee shirts, this would be emblazoned across our tits.  

You want our DREAMSTONE? Come and fucking take it.

Taken from Five Ghosts: The Haunting Of Fabian Gray (Image Comics, 2013)