GREAT BALLS OF FYRE

No smartarse comments from us required. General mood after listening to this ten times: FUCK THE WORLD.

APE TREK

Yes, so this is a real thing, an actual genuine, no bullshit thing. It exists, it's out there, it's available, you can get it. And it's great. Up until this moment, we had no idea that this was what we had been waiting our whole lives for, which would clearly be a bit pathetic if this wasn't so amazingly and undeniably AWESOME. 

A WARNING...

Ten people downloaded our 'Power of the Pyramids' track. Ten. And it was really good and totally free of charge. 

So, thanks to your overwhelming apathy, TOMTIT are now called (((TOMTIT))) and the next track we present to you will be the nastiest piece of work we can muster. We've no firm dates, we may even taken a whole year to do it but, when we do, you'll regret it. You may even shit yourself - if we can get the sub-frequencies right. 

In the mean time, why not buy our 2015 annual? It is fucking Christmas, after all.