TOMTIT favourites Bong have a new album out. It's a 70 minute slab of cosmic doom split into two relentlessly brutal tracks that move at the inexorable speed of tectonic plates, grinding together to create a sonic earthquake that has the power of an imploding black hole with a netronium yolk. So, yeah, it's not pop, and it's called 'Stoner Rock', which is also not pop. Only buy it if you want to go to strange, primeval places - and aren't necessarily bothered about coming back.
We love that this is a 'radio edit'. This is not going to be played on the radio. Not until we get our own show, that is. Which might happen, so watch it.