Dry your eyes, friends. We have returned to you.
But just where have we been?
We've been on a major scientific expedition, seeking the power to immobilize all creatures within the sound of our voice.
The search was a total success, and we'd like to share the results with you. Once mastered, repeating a simple, ancient phrase will allow any individual to commit a multitude of crimes and/or sexual misdemeanors.
On our travels we discovered a series of mystic engravings, each revealing the secret of immobilization. So we took charcoal rubbings and coloured them in on the way home.
Our findings are reproduced below..
Yes, it really is that easy. So have fun, don't get caught, and don't make the following mistake or you're fucked:
Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?
glad you're back. now keep posting.
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