WHY DON'T YOU?

Just one of the exciting projects to try during the upcoming school holidays. We've already harvested three kilograms between us, so what are you waiting for ?

SUPERHUMANS

That there is a new comic about a 1970's gorilla biker gang is pretty astounding in itself, but the fact that it is (so far) superb and has a variant cover that pays tribute to 'Psychomania' colours us pink and purple. 

CELESTIAL NEWSAGENT

During our annual TOMTIT seance meeting on Halloween, we achieved contact with the spirit of P. Parsons, a deceased newsagent and tobacconist. He spoke to us of his celestial newsagents shop, and the many publications he sold to the dead.

One thriving magazine he mentioned was 'TOMTIT Computer', and after a great deal of screaming, he began to send us pages from a 1984 edition via a circle of printers we'd arranged within a chalk pentagram. Sadly, Unmann-Wittering aggressively broke wind before page 2 arrived, and disrupted the proceedings. Contact with Parsons was halted as a result. 

Here is a scan of the spectral printout, which has been examined by a cross section of respected ghost hunters and paranormal experts, all of whom expressed a desire that we don't waste their time any further.

What fools these mortals be !

DATA ENTRY / WORKING LUNCH

We like everything about this picture, including her jumper and her contemplative expression, although a special mention must also go to her earthenware mug, which has a face on it and, no doubt, contains Cup A Soup.  

BAUCH TUCKER

 

Ein interessantes Artefakt aus einer lange verschwundenen Ära zu präsentieren, wenn Menschen behandelt Übung als etwas beschämend Aktivität hinter verschlossenen Türen - und "in das absolute Minimum Bekleidung' durchgeführt warden - die K-TEL MULTI TRAININGSGERÄT – AUF DEUTSCH!

Es ist tragisch, aber wir haben eine Sammlung davon. Wir haben auch 'Krieg der Welten' von einem Spanier lesen. Es ist zu spät für uns, aber vielleicht unserem Beispiel sparen andere.

Wie auch immer, zu erhalten, sich fit halten, das ist ein Befehl.

ADVENTURES FROM HISTORY

Horatio Nelson loses his eye, arm and life, respectively. He did his duty, as expected.